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Descendents - Everything Sucks (LP) - Vinyl Record LP - 1

Descendents - Everything Sucks (LP)

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Awesome fifth album by the legendary Descendents! 2013 reissue on black vinyl.


To hear it told, the reason why yet another Descendents reunion happened might have been because Epitaph wasn't going to sign All on their own. Then again, it all depends on who one talks to. Regardless of rationale or the nagging suspicion that the mid-'90s breakthrough of Green Day and the Offspring was the only reason this album got recorded, one fact remains: take this out of its surrounding context and this was and is a prime Descendents album. All the humor and heart-on-sleeve showcasing one could hope for are here, and if the band is essentially just All with Aukerman back on vocals, said band had been playing the old Descendents classics for long enough to know their way around great pop-punk, straight up. Aukerman's not the snot-nosed brat from Milo Goes to College anymore, of course, but as the logical continuation of his half-goofy/half-emotional persona from the mid-'80s he's more than fine. All it takes to demonstrate that is to hear the great, affecting "I'm the One," a perfect tug-the-heartstrings hooky roar, immediately followed by the half-minute long jokey romp "Coffee Mug." All the band members write one thing or another throughout, an admirable democracy that follows the everyone-does-something approach found on earlier albums, and the hits outweigh the misses -- anyone dismissing this as just like any other pop-punk around misses the point that these characters helped found it as much as anyone! That the Descendents aren't interested in simply rehashing the past comes up more than once. Consider "Caught," which uses certain allegations about President Clinton (at least the earlier ones) as a starting point on responsibility and truth, and the just wistful and wondering enough "When I Get Old" ("will I still hate the cops/and have no class?"). A welcome, wonderful return to action.

-All Music


A1 Everything Sux
A2 I'm The One
A3 Coffee Mug
A4 Rotting Out
A5 Sick-O-Me
A6 Caught
A7 When I Get Old
A8 Doghouse
A9 She Loves Me
B1 Hateful Notebook
B2 We
B3 Eunuch Boy
B4 This Place
B5 I Won't Let Me
B6 Thank You

Original Release Year: 1996

Label: Epitaph

Catalog #: 86481-1

Format: 12" Vinyl LP

Vinyl Color: Black

Condition: New

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